Blood Return

Man gives blood to save his girlfriends life. Later on they split up & man wants blood back. She throws a used tampon at him & says: Pay u monthly, u bastard!

Flies Murderer

Jenny walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" Jenny Asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, two females, three males, " he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, how can you tell?
He responded, " two were on the phone & Three were on a beer can, "

Hot

Licker License

A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... the bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the guy calls for another beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is laying on the floor moaning, "Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?"

"Duh," says the blonde, "He has a licker license

TEST YOUR VOCABULARY

Guys and Gals, No Cheating.... how many did u get right?

:


FILL IN THE BLANKS



1. BOO_S ???



2. _ _ NDOM ???



3. F_ _K ???



4. P_N_S ???



5. PU_S_ ???





ANSWERS:



1. BOOKS


2. RANDOM


3. FORK


4. PANTS


5. PULSE



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: MAY GOD BLESS YOUR DIRTY MIND!

WITHDRAWING MONEY WAS NEVER SO MUCH FUN UNTIL NOW...!

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